Okay, cool. I usually tip around $3, so I'm glad to know that's not a dick move.

The Doctor can rescue my genitals any day of the week.

Oh my goodness.

What is an appropriate tip for a delivery person?

Definitely getting a Hufflepuff vibe.

Giancarlo Esposito is the best actor in anything.

I clicked the link to see if I'd find this in the comments. Thank you.

Bless him.

She's a boss. The cracked columns were so good.

Oh wow, you're right. My bad!

I can't tell if you're joking, but that is his daughter.

My JAM.

You're my new queen for this comment.

God, she was beautiful.

The bit about the Grandma is the most Scottish collection of words I have ever read.

Losing an animal is so hard. I'm not a fan, but I feel awful that this happened.

I am rooting so hard for Kesha.

The older Sophie Turner gets, the more they look alike.

That sounds delightful. (No sarcasm; yours sounds like a wedding I actually would've liked to attend.)

The DJ at my dad and stepmom's wedding played "That Smell," by Leonard Skynard. My mom and aunt and I got the giggles.