He's seriously the broadest-shouldered person I have ever seen. Like, he must be three feet wide, from shoulder-to-shoulder. Sometimes I have to rewind Luther because his hugeness just mesmerizes me and I forget to pay attention.

That's not a groupie, man. That's Penny Lane. She founded the band aids.

It was "I Am the Walrus" for me.

Holy shit.

I thought that it was part of the joke, too. I thought she was poking fun at Miley Cyrus using people as props. I thought it was pretty clever and funny. Now it just feels icky and embarrassing.

Cool. :)

3. Bare Minerals, Define-A-Lash (I think. The Pink One, whatever that is), and Lash Blast, which I got at Halloween. I was putting on my makeup for the party my friends and I were throwing, and I kept turning around to tell the friend I was getting ready with, "Look! These are my REAL EYELASHES. LOOK AT HOW THICK THEY…

E.L.F. is magic.

Is that a problem?

I think it's less that he's butting in and speaking for us, and more that he's decided if people are going to ask him anyway (which, based on his strong female characters, seems natural) that he may as well try to answer in a way that's helpful/ informative. Less, "LOOK WHAT A SPECIAL ENLIGHTENED MAN I AM!" and more,…

This needs more recommendations. This is exactly what we all need to do: listen to each other. hear each other out. Start dialogues. Learn. Accept that we can be wrong and that information changes. Correct ourselves when that is the case. Thank you for trying to improve your impact on the world.

Oh my lord.

Oh my goodness. I am so bad at riddles. I literally cannot think of a single time in my life I've gotten one right. This never would've even occurred to me.

I didn't say anything about the artist.

Does anybody know what the answer to the riddle on Facebook was? I haven't seen a single person in my news feed get it right, and I have no clue.

The people reblogging it on Tumblr have no idea it's supposed to be ironic.

On Tumblr it's being reblogged incessantly and totally unironically. The people sharing it don't realize it's a joke or a statement; they actually think "Holocaust Princess" is a legitimately cool idea.

I was just in the right place at the right time. All in a day's work.

His cheese has done slid off his cracker.

This is INCREDIBLE.