Because "potential criminal" = "innocent person".

Let me see if I get the circle right:

Wow that's so wrong. He didn't mention anything about the submarine at all!

The most important thing:

Hands up if you read it in his voice.

Use the Burgess method.

Is this reminiscent of the standard of "reality" programmes? It's a genre I've avoided wildly, and I'd quite like my unthinking bias supported by someone telling me they're all this godawful.

Nope, sorry. People who kill people have free will too.

Alright, headphone question. I'm a big user of in-ear ones, because I need something that will sit quietly around my neck, attached to the ipod on my belt. I generally buy cheap ones because I'm no great audio specialist, and I'm mainly listening to spoken word programmes. However, they don't last. A couple of months…

Alright, headphone question. I'm a big user of in-ear ones, because I need something that will sit quietly around my neck, attached to the ipod on my belt. I generally buy cheap ones because I'm no great audio specialist, and I'm mainly listening to spoken word programmes. However, they don't last. A couple of months…

Alright, headphone question. I'm a big user of in-ear ones, because I need something that will sit quietly around my neck, attached to the ipod on my belt. I generally buy cheap ones because I'm no great audio specialist, and I'm mainly listening to spoken word programmes. However, they don't last. A couple of months…

I use the MST3K method: "Eh, it's just a show/film/game."

It felt a bit too much like someone aimed for Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and missed.

Probably: "Oh man, he was really handy. Can we have him back please?"

I suspect you could apply this to every mainstream comic character. You get the occasional change, like finally killing Supes' parents, or doing in Sm's marriage and then killing him off, but there's always going to be a baseline you have to return to. Actual change implies an end, and the industry wouldn't…

It's not on the onion, but a different parody site.

If you eliminated that crap job, you'd knock unemployment up no small way. Not a popular move.

I personally want the choice to select a suitable sperm. Basically impossible, but I personally think a gattaca style society (with the technology open to everyone) would be a wonderful thing.

"beaten and forcibly penetrated with iron rods".

"Yee-up sirree bob, you gave me a good deal here. With those abolitionists coming this way, I durn't be caught with slaves. They'll take it outta my hide. Say, what do you want with them anyway?"