I’m so glad I’m not the only one who does this. No, I will not watch your scary movie but I will read the entire plot on Wikipedia.

Aaaaah! Someone point me to the spoilers so I can read what happens but never watch this scary movie.

Imagine the horror when they’re forced to assemble cheap furniture with only pictographic instructions and a hex key.

Ten years ago, I was at one of the lowest points of my life. I was a design professional in a dead industry == long term unemployment during the recession. (From which I’ve yet to financially recover from but doing better than some).

Try me. I'm in Hampshire and I bloody love a flat pack!

Mary Poppins of chimichanga...

A voice of Winnie the Pooh. Not the voice. If anyone gets the honor of the definite article, it’s Sterling Holloway.

“I forgot I was torturing the dog...” is NOT a great defense strategy

I would like to thank Melisandre for increasing the lighting in this episode by 100.

Also, I’m getting too old for these night battles. Every time something got set on fire I was like THANK GOD, I can see what the hell is going on.

God yeah, that threw me too. I thought she was 38ish. Not what needs to be focused on, but wowsa.

this may be a bit insensitive to focus on this, but that woman in the picture is 18? 

Compare that to Lori signing autographs when she arrived at the Boston courthouse. Both Aunt Becky and Mossimo are horrible people and parents.

more like kit lackofharington, amirite?

I just drew up a very fun Dynasty-esque scenario with Melania in a very 80s beaded gown holding a flute of champagne lounging at the entrance of the East Wing, blocking Ivanka’s way (in Krystal Carrington cosplay).

Olivia knew. She posed for action photos on a rowing machine, which were sent along with her application as proof that she rowed for the L.A. Marina Club.

I’m most confused by an actress with her eyebrows and highlights getting cast in an old-timey period Western. That screengrab looks like a family vacation photo at dude ranch. 

“I eat salads, ok?”

I think I'd have taken Ms Washing to my home and called in a noise complaint enroute.

You know you’re an asshole when the Nixon Foundation calls you out.