‘We didn’t copy the cake, the media doctored the images of the cake to make the administration look bad.

“Goldman’s cake, in contrast, was composed of nine differently-flavored layers of cake, because it was an actual cake.” lol for crying out loud, he’s going to pinch pennies on cakes and dresses and still rob the country blind

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

Well obviously, this makes sense. The entire transition has been poorly planned and rushed because they don’t know what they’re doing.

“Great, only three inches of the cake is usable, too?”

Those people are racist fucksticks.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Ohhhh DAMN

Let me guess, the bought woman played Joni Potter on the hit show, Dobson’s Stream and all of this is being investigated by Queen of King’s very own Lee Criminey.

Well-observed. There’s another curious tic: he never laughs. He gives a big fake smile that suggests, “I know this is where I’m expected to laugh,” but has anyone ever seen him spontaneously react (in a normal human way) by just busting up? Nope.

Don’t be silly.

Meanwhile those “real men who love babies”* constantly bitch about child support, too.

I would argue that they do, in fact, know this tidbit. Their goal is not to be reasonable or scientific, their goal is to ban abortion as fully as they are able.

There are so many things wrong with these kinds of bills, but let’s just start with the fact that many women DON’T EVEN KNOW THEY’RE PREGNANT at 6 weeks. Like, if you aren’t tracking your cycles and taking a pregnancy test anytime your period is a day late, you might not ever notice any symptoms until you’re well past…

OMFG, that cat is killing me. KILLING ME.

Having a least favorite Kardashian is like having a least favorite STD.

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

“inciting people’s worst instincts.”

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.