My husband gets drunken giggle-fests. Like, face turns red, laughs so hard he tears up giggles. He’s not a sober giggler at all, so it’s pretty funny to see.

I think I read somewhere that little chubby cheeks makes people get an oxytocin rush and they become temporarily blinded to the sheer butt ugliness of babies. It’s a survival mechanism nature provides so that people take care of the kiddo.

Because she adopted a lot of high-risk orphans who had emotional problems already due to their horrible circumstances. She was totally Angelina before Angelina existed, plus she purposefully adopted children who would otherwise have a very difficult time finding a home.

Hey, now, Pilot Inspektor is a *boy*. So the name is totally fine. :)

You’re kind. I thought stripper, porn star...

I wonder if I saw it at some point, and that subconsciously motivated my reply! “We come from the land of mice and snow...”

Every single middle aged guy I know who started boozing too much and smoking too much weed has also turned into an a hole with anger issues. I was never a big angie fan but if this is the case I’m proud of her for leaving.

Two weeks ago, I was driving to work all NBD. Then, THEN, the car in front of me stopped at a stop sign and I saw their license plate frame.

I did this to my husband and he was honestly touched at the protective gesture. I didn’t have the heart to tell him the truth.

Couldn’t we just get Murk Ruffalo to do this instead?

...Except that she wasn’t doing heroin and cocaine once she became a mom, though.

Seriously? Brad Pitt in Troy did nothing for you? DO YOU EVEN HAVE LOINS???

why would anyone at the UN care what george clooney has to say about anything?

Just like Jennifer Aniston?

should’ve used this

*record scratch*

Teeeeeeny bit. But only because I thought they were the real deal. However, if this split opens up a path for Brad and Gwyneth to get back together, I am 100000% in favor of it.

Honestly, I think she’s too good for that. I am not team anyone. I just feel she would say “I am fucking happy in my life. I don’t care.” However, Justin did leave his live-in girlfriend who was a DuPont I believe, for Jen...so there is that.

Your public service announcement for rationality is ruining some perfectly hysterical speculation... :)

Jennifer lives for the tabloids. She wouldn’t have a career without them.