I can think of so many ways to exploit this that I want to go there.

@mynok: I don't get it.

I've taken a photo sure to be a supreme challenge for anyone to top for this contest.

Shit, man, what happened to you?! You used to be beautiful!!

More booze, more bullshit, and more buttfucking.

If it's your typical audiophile that you're shopping for, I would suggest one of the Zaph Audio kits sold on Madisound:

@Abner Santos: "Alright, Bob, shut it down. We're getting drunk tonight"

It's like rifftrax, except that entranced wonderment replaces raucous laughing. And disembaudio doesn't scare the shit out of you because you screwed the volume levels up and you have your headphones way too loud.

@DrunkenOstrich: I would like to direct you to this link here:

I have too many laptops already, but they all have word on the tops of them. Except for that Thinkpad that I sanded all the logos off of.

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Not 1990, this was 2009. 800 MB is still a lot for a picture, though. 30 minutes is a long time to expose a picture in broad daylight.

@hawkeye18: It's only been 16 years and planet Earth has been busy developing an international network to connect ppl who talk liek this 2 othr ppl who takl teh same wai, wich is p cool

Scanner cameras are great, but they take so damn long.

@steino: I knew I was holding onto this 64 MB PCMCIA card filled with gonorrhea for a reason.

"...most people on Earth should pay a fine."

I grew a car from seeds once. Sure, it consumed only water and was carbon neutral, but goddamn was it ever slow. I burned it and the rest of the cars I was growing in a big bonfire and used the hot air rising from the fire to fill a balloon that I used to sail across the world.

@redman042: Good decision, redman. And with that decision, you'll likely live long enough to have many more good decisions.

I love how intricately uniform the flight paths are in the western world. It maximizes the number of airplanes that can safely inhabit any given section of airspace. The combination of accurate technology in planes, navigation radios, and controlling agencies, as well as multiples of redundant failsafes, make…

@klyph: THERE MUST BE BARANCE

@JLebowski: I knew he was from the UK because I could smell the steak and ale pie from all the way over here in the US. That is why I referred to him as "teabag", because I know the Brits love their tea.