@Brightmotor: Oh god so big

"The kernel panic of retail attire"

Marge: Kids can be so cruel.

I wonder how much it's going to cost current satellite operators (directv, noaa, countless communications and scientific organizations) in the way of "protection fees".

PETA already released a game that kinda shits all over copyrights and intellectual property, but is also relevant.

@szrimaging: I use a W700ds pretty exclusively for my photo work. The built in color calibrator is money and the built in wacom is a lifesaver when in the field.

Who you gonna call?

@Nitesh: Everyone knows 1 in every 25 arranged marriages ends in divorce.

@Jacubious: Ingenious use of "FM". "Fuckin' Magic"

"Contact information for this author is not available."

@Channan: I'll narrow it down for you: it's in America, one of them.

It's about 1300 miles from where I live to Phoenix, AZ. When I ordered a new hard drive from Newegg, It said it was shipped from Phoenix. It took 11 days to get my hard drive after it had shipped. That means it traveled about 118.18 miles per day.

So you're saying I need to save my soon-to-be hit spy thriller series to MY OWN HARD DRIVE??!?!! How dare you. I'll just take my business over to Glide OS, thank you very much.

This isn't Sunday yet!

@Bluecold:

It says "THE UNITED STATES". Of what, though? United states of Benneton? Is that even a valid joke? This could have gone all sorts of great places but you decided to let me do the brainstorming? Shame on you Giz.

@Les Mikesell: I was excited about their genesis concept, but that was about the time I stopped keeping up with the car world.

Samsung:

Of course they're everywhere. The problem lies in trying to make a better pig

@lankysob: I get c-41 processed all the time at walgreens, without prints and cutting. It's cheaper even, since I don't have to pay for prints. E-6 though, I go to one of the local labs.