@trollinforanominalfee: How dare you sir! The thinkpad transcends the trivial human idea of "looks". The thinkpad exists on an immaterial plane consisting of concentrated sex. If it looks unappealing, it's because your tiny, three dimensional brain cannot conceptualize the impossible sex-angles and sex-vertices…
Sounds like how the AGM-65 Maverick guidance system works
Reminds me of when me and my friends opened a butane bottle into a bubble machine. Yup, flammable bubbles. also the bubbles caught fire and very quickly the fire spread back into the bubble machine. Turns out the fan blows air (or in this case butane) constantly, not just into the bubbles.
Did you hear the one about the police searching for a stolen cell phone?
@Stem_Sell: Is that the dude from the 5th Element?
I love this style. It just screams, "Yeah, space fuckin' rules. We're gonna have the hardest sex with space. In space. Fucken yessss."
@tech-tard: Better yet, this:
Why don't they just drop the awkward attempts at subtlety and just come right out with an alarm clock that fires a giant balloon dong like a car's airbag?
@Brightmotor: Whoops, forgot to 'flesh' out the nightmare I was trying to describe.
I was just scooping out some salad for din dins when I happened upon this little bit of eye candy.
Damnation. My windows are all .982" thick. Try again, Korea!
@BobFraggle: I've never done the Tech Talk before. I've been doing DIY speakers for about four years now.
I bet there's chairs in there. Real comfortable chairs.
Am I the only one who doesn't like putting the TV above the fireplace?
@Tylernol®PM(Sent from my toilet): Because he didn't have to go to the hospital for getting his junk torn to bits like a tissue in a shredder.
@Tylernol®PM(Sent from my toilet): Until they make the version of Rosie that you can have sex with.
@holy holes batman: How can I trust his pointing if I don't know how many shops he's seen in his time?