I totally don’t get the whole ‘perfect, thick, green lawn thing”. I mean, yes, theoretically I know WHY it’s a thing and where it came from, but this isn’t post WWII suburbs anymore, knock it off people. My yard is very big, but pretty much the only green I have, and only during rainy season is weeds, because the rest…

Good. I hope they do. And also shut off the water supplies of people who think having a green lawn is so important that they can wreak havoc on unique ecosystems, food-growing farms, and salmon-bearing waterways.

I sincerely hope that they include my asshole neighbor who can be seen here watering his lawn IN THE RAIN.

Every dine and dasher I ever personally saw was a young white person. Every one. Just saying.

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

This post wins all the Kinja

It sounds like she knows you (and all her other friends/family) don’t like this guy. So I second what CalamityJane2 said above — tell her honestly that you care so deeply for her as a friend and that you want her to know that, no matter what, she can call you in an emergency, or when she feels like she needs someone…

Gosh darn, I’m really sorry. It sounds like she needs a friend more than ever, but it’s SO hard to love someone who actively pushes you away. I know it’s darn near impossible, but maybe work to be that friend she can call at 3AM when it all falls apart? At some point (I hope) she’ll want out, and then she’ll realize…

I’m sure his white betters are just so dawg-gone appreciative of his loyalty.

That it is. Wisconsin has some really shitty race politics. I think it’s been rated the worst state for Black Americans a couple of times.

How does one call primarily black protesters black slime, then act like their disdain or distrust of police officers is unfounded? I...I can’t. I... I’m lost. I...I’m shutting down for the day.

Isn't Milwaukee one of the most segregated cities in the country?

So Bernie made a tweet about police brutality and Hillary only retweeted someone else but didn’t actually say anything yet “Clinton denounces” and “Bernie has yet to weigh in”. Okay, am I missing something?

37-year-old, photographer, married 15-years, mom of three.

I hate Thurston Moore even more than I hate Kim Gordon. He seems like THE WORST type of human.

Watching The Year Punk Broke was enough to make me quit Thurston Moore. Sometimes familiarity breeds contempt. Or something.

How about “Do I REALLY need this?”

Yes, already fixed. It’ll appear corrected in a moment. I’m not an idiot, I just start work very early in the morning. Thanks for the correction, and sorry about that.

It's not an get off my lawn thing. You just don't get it.

I do harbor secret, unspoken wishes that some of my friends will change their mind and have kids because the experience of it is really unimaginable. It comes from a place of, "I wish everyone could have the opportunity to feel this way" kinda thing.