All 3 of these friends are assholes.

I love this kind of well animated sketches.

You can't leave a child alone whilst you go off to work, that's what swung having a dog for me.

I feel shit like this wouldn't happen if police officers were required to have video cameras on them while on duty.

I find myself reacting the same way to Madonna as I do to Jenny McCarthy at this point. Gurl Bye.

Kim Kardashian looks really fucking pretty with no makeup on there.

Dear National Review,

She's talking about the title of this article telling celebrities to STFU, that's what.

Imagine being told that your feelings aren't valid, your pain isn't legitimate

His lawyer used the words "pseudo-tribal psychological voodoo" in an attempt to explain what happened? Done with this world.

Leaving implies she abandoned the kid. Letting implies she knew where the kid was, made provision for her safety(cell phone), and made a judgement call that her 9 year old daughter could be by herself in the middle of the day in a public park.

Let me fix that for you: "White on black crime has been virtually non-existent for about 40 years. However, institutionalized white on black violence has become the norm." See, it isn't a "crime" unless you are prosecuted and convicted. See also, Zimmerman, George. Also, vast portions of police "misconduct."

"White on black crime has been virtually non-existent for about 40 years."

Thanks white guy.

That's a steamy pile of something or other, and I think you know it.

I read your comment incorrectly the first time and thought you said you Febreezed your kids.

"Sleep Training" AKA "Cry It Out" is beastly, and proven to be harmful. Pretty much everything else is negotiable. No help with the food things; my five girls breastfed at least a year, never really did "baby food", started with finger food on the high chair tray. Four did decide on vegetarian very early on (neither…