Bright-Heathen
Bright Heathen
Bright-Heathen

Don't have money: "Work hard like the rest of Americans, darkie! Stop complaining!"

Holy shit! Because they fucking want to.

Really? A personal choice about what or what not to purchase is a better question than racism??

Can I say how much my blood boils when people pull the whole, "Oh, women hate other women/are jealous of other women" thing?

Firstly, if it's at Market/Laguna, that's NOT a cable car outside the door. It's a streetcar - and if you don't know the difference, GTFO.

I read her website and watched the videos... she's so *boss* and I'm sure she's going to get things done. So impressed.
That said, is it ok for me to fan-girl squee over her style and say that I covet that red skirt suit with the turquoise beads?

Right? Wasting "O" on Rosie O'Donnell is almost a crime.

AND a woman of colour!

My husband's idiom which replaces "tossing a grenade," is, "shaking up a kitty and tossing it." I find it equally humorous and horrifying; 1) that's horribly inhumane to the kitty, and 2) flying kitties are scary when tossed.

Claws or not, I think my big orange boy might concuss someone upon impact. And the bride would need to weight train pre-wedding to even get him that far.

Elephants are one of those animals that just undo me emotionally. I almost can't deal with how beautiful and majestic and amazing they are. Knowing how intelligent they are, how closely they bond, that they very clearly love, and grieve and, and... I just can't. Like in the video, when mama and grandma greet with

That was my thought exactly. Back that truck up ladies, kitty is gonna be pissed when it lands.

Yeah, pretty sure those bridesmaids should be fleeing in terror. Might as well throw a live blender base.

A friend is a stylist and has worked with both, Kelly extensively. I went on a trip with them and B kept calling us plebeians and peasants and was HORRIFYINGLY rude to staff at various stores. Any further info could effect my friend's livelihood, so is it cool if I leave it at that?

C'mon, they are both vile.

Wow... I too draw the line where your baby is supposed to be the primary focus of your sex life. That's just creepy

Congrats on your baby girl! And I totally hear you on all of it. I fear I came across too much like I was judging mothers who DO choose to make the baby the be all end all for whatever amount of time, and I don't mean that at all. At core, I'm a "you do you, special snowflake" kinda person. My passion comes from the

I'm kind of with you here. On one hand, it's great when mothers can be women and do things they enjoy and take that mom hat off sometimes. Having had a few kiddos, though... I can't imagine leaving them that little. Even my 6 year old can really only do a weekend away before she misses her parents. I think if I were

I agree with you that she should be allowed to parent in the way that she wants to, but why are you perpetuating the shaming/rules for how moms "should behave?"

My mom was a single mom to me in her 20s and was just like you. She called me barnacle baby because I was always with her (and usually snuggling). She knew this was going to be her only baby and wanted to be there for every second of it. She was even lucky enough to have a job where she could take me to work with her