That Fik-shun and tWitch dance makes me so happy. I am going to watch it now.

I was SO totally Team Fik-shun. He's incredible!

I totally agree with you. Fik-shun was amazing every time he was on the stage, but I loved watching Jasmine, too. This was the first time I'd watched the show and was astounded at the incredible talent. Wish I could move like that!

Sorry y'all, Team Amy and Fik-shun here. I really really loved Jasmine and Aaron, too, because who the hell wouldn't?

I'm fairly certain you can have sex after wearing ANY type of dress.

Actually American gun control started in the South after the Civil War. The idea for the ordinances was to keep the newly freed slaves from arming themselves.

Reminds me of this article from The Atlantic a little while ago. Apparently, the gun control movement had its origins in the conservative community, opposing Black Panther. Surprise, surprise, I suppose.

You know what is truly funny (and by funny I mean so very, very sad)? We're joking about Zimmerman being single, because it is comical that someone on Jezebel would even remotely be interested in this idiot. However, I have no qualms in saying that he will be remarried within less than a year. Why, because the…

I anticipate nothing short of a reasoned & nuanced discussion on this topic with absolutely no white lady tears at all.

I also attended the University of Not-Michigan. Our motto was "We take things lying down."

Yes. That's the point of the joke.

Who wears a bra with pajamas?

I just read the whole "letter" twice, and I have only one question:

How long do you think it took her to type that, given all the pearls she was clutching?

Make it so.

Huh. I was wondering why there seemed to be a shortage of quotation marks lately.

"I'm in my 30's (Between 30-39)"

And I cannot wrap my head around anyone thinking that Donald Trump and Iman would be able to be in a room together without The Donald's head exploding from her sheer awesomeness.

Thank you! They are far too fabulous, not to mention busy with real professions, to be part of this foolishness. Blair Underwood, too, dammit.

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE WHITE PEOPLE.