Bright-Heathen
Bright Heathen
Bright-Heathen

It is the End Times. The Four Horsemen are on the fucking horizon. Pray to white Jesus all, pray to white Jesus.

You met him?????! I'm as green as green could be. I LOVE that man.

& Cheers! to you. Thank you for that.

Yep yep. Omar will forever be Omar to me. It took me until the 3rd season of Boardwalk Empire to even remember his character's name because I just kept calling him Omar.

I just posted this on Tumblr as a quote with your Kinja handle linked back to here. I hope you don't mind. If you do please let me know and I will take it down.

ZINFANDEL baby, ZINFANDEL. You all just don't know.

The central valley in its entirety is the meth capital.

Um, it is NOT 4 hours from any body of water... Jesus, this is why I have a hard time with Central Valley folks who have no idea about how many rivers, streams, and lakes they are actually surrounded by.

Whoa. I live in Visalia, about 45 minutes south of FresYES. I call it FresYES to try to get myself excited about the times I actually have to go there... But hey, I'm turning 36 in a couple of days so maybe I'm just too old to understand its charms.

This is because Lauren Conrad is a CAPRICORN. And Capricorn ladies ARE THE BEST.

That story turned out to be bullshit.

Everything you just said. I have a couple of friends that know me well & take the time and get me awesome gifts, but for the most part I keep my expectations of others to an absolute minimum and hope they just ask me what I want so I can give thoroughly detailed instructions. :) I do hate the thought of other people

I LOVE giving gifts. LOVE IT. I HATE receiving gifts. HATE IT.

well well well. the last brown nosing piece that was done on this pope on this site i called him out for not being progressive about women and got told off by a bunch of not so smart ladies on here about how that just wasn't the case. hmpf

Racist shit is never sexy.

I CAN'T WAIT!!!

The guy is chalk FULL of logical gymnastics.

First they shall do NO fucking harm! Jesus Christ almighty, come collect your assholes!

I don't honestly think he should be banished from humanity, I was just likely mocking the other guys poetics. what i strongly suggested to him is that he self-reflect.