Um, it is NOT 4 hours from any body of water... Jesus, this is why I have a hard time with Central Valley folks who have no idea about how many rivers, streams, and lakes they are actually surrounded by.

Whoa. I live in Visalia, about 45 minutes south of FresYES. I call it FresYES to try to get myself excited about the times I actually have to go there... But hey, I'm turning 36 in a couple of days so maybe I'm just too old to understand its charms.

This is because Lauren Conrad is a CAPRICORN. And Capricorn ladies ARE THE BEST.

That story turned out to be bullshit.

Everything you just said. I have a couple of friends that know me well & take the time and get me awesome gifts, but for the most part I keep my expectations of others to an absolute minimum and hope they just ask me what I want so I can give thoroughly detailed instructions. :) I do hate the thought of other people…

I LOVE giving gifts. LOVE IT. I HATE receiving gifts. HATE IT.

well well well. the last brown nosing piece that was done on this pope on this site i called him out for not being progressive about women and got told off by a bunch of not so smart ladies on here about how that just wasn't the case. hmpf

Racist shit is never sexy.

I CAN'T WAIT!!!

The guy is chalk FULL of logical gymnastics.

First they shall do NO fucking harm! Jesus Christ almighty, come collect your assholes!

I don't honestly think he should be banished from humanity, I was just likely mocking the other guys poetics. what i strongly suggested to him is that he self-reflect.

If it didn't kill John McCain it won't kill her.

Seriously! What means more, what is really love? When you HAVE to be with someone or when you CHOOSE to be with someone. I understand everything you have said.

Am I the only one who wouldn't be caught dead smoking an e-cigarette? I get second hand embarrassment for Stephen Dorff whenever I see that commercial.

You most certainly have a voice. You've been voicing your voice all over the place. Oh god, I know I don't know you but you are totally striking me as the kind of person who whines a lot and needs to be reassured and coddled by the people in their life. You sound clingy & exhausting.

You need to let go man. Just let go.

What? What are you even talking about now?

Doubt it all you want. It's my reality and your doubt has ZERO effect on it.

It's clique. Not click.