Hey, that's what i'm doing right now. While I bake a chocolate cake at 8:45am this fine morning... :)

You win ALL the pizzas!

Dude, I just recently dreamt that I got sent to prison and while I was away serving my five year sentence one of my best friend's moved into my house to help my boyfriend take care of our new baby. Unfortunately the two assholes fell in love and upon my release wouldn't let me see my daughter because I was an unfit…

A row is a fight.

*GROAN*

Yep, my vagina has shut down for the day.

Oh good! I queef Tropical Breezes.

None of those bitches has very much class.

And what exactly are vaginas suppose to smell like? Someone tell me that.

LOVE THIS.

Sooooo, they are going to just let these assholes continue to rape girls?????????!!!!!!!!!

All my dad ever had to do to me and my older brother was give us the Look. Boy o boy, if looks could kill. He did two tours in Vietnam and suffered from severe PTSD so his look was the "I am about to snap into a raging animal" look. He never did snap, not at us anyways, because all he ever had to do was give us that…

I have a 3 month old and she is a super chill, super happy baby and I attribute this to the nearly stress free pregnancy I had and the minimal amount of stress that me and my partner have. Him & I rarely fight, we are FAR from being wealthy, we live right above the poverty line, both of us work, and both of us take…

Yes.

I have a 3 month old Eleanor Morel. We had no idea Eleanor was becoming a popular name until after we named her that. Also, all throughout my pregnancy I was calling her Nori & then Kimye shit all over that for me. I'm thinking of calling her Nella for a nickname when she gets older, for now she is her mama's Chickpea…

Around the same time they realize that the first person who actually starts designing hip clothes for women who are above a size 14 that are moderately affordable is going to be a kazillionaire.

You are not being attacked by me and you know this. I have not called you names, I am not using abusive language with you.

OK, How did black men abuse both white and black women therefore forcing white women to engage in abusive power dynamics with black women in an attempt to maintain a twisted form of personal authority?

Will you please cut and paste these personal attacks? I'm hardly attacking you. Jesus.

You keep taking comfort in, "I'm not the only one, so there."