Boy oh boy are you getting your panties in a twist!

Ain't that a white lady for you! *shakes head*

She just said you weren't her best friend... :(

You friend of color best friend huh?

Yep, every time I put my shoes on I immediately start to slightly levitate.

Dude, the more the merrier! That's what weed is all about.

I thought a "dude" was a hair on an elephant's butt.

P for Proposal??? P SHOULD BE FOR PUSSY!!!

Boooooooo! O should have been for Orgasm!

Done.

You can basically fuck yourself. And I say that rather calmly as I sit here and breastfeed my baby.

And did you guys go romping through Europe while your baby was in an incubator? I didn't think so.

4 sentences is a rant? It sounds like you are ranting at me tbh. If you read further down you would see that I judge Kanye as harshly as I do Kim. I know that as far as proper or appropriate parenting is concerned it's mostly a matter of opinion, and my opinion is is that those two obviously have some pretty…

I don't expect other people to bow down to my opinion. As for non parents trying to tell parents what's up, I suggest you not practice this in your real life. You end up looking like the self righteous asshole you people are accusing me of.

Yes, I am.

That happened to me with Danny Glover after I watched The Color Purple when I was young. Oh my god, I hated him for years!

Mostly because you don't know what you are talking about. Not being a mom and all. There is a huge difference between going to work and going overseas for days. Jesus.

That cat is gonna fuck someone up when it lands.

We are talking about one particular issue here, not the whole fucking realm of parenting. I'm absolutely sure that I am not and will not be the perfect parent. There is no such thing. But on this on little tiny slice of parenting, leaving your newborn at home while you attend fashion week in another country, i'm…

Other moms can be wrong.