All I hear in my head is Cleveland Brown saying "No, no, no no!"

The correct answer is Joey fucking Slotnick

Good thing they found it in the ice, because their desert expedition didn't go so well...

He's got it all ass backwards. First you learn how to take shits. Then you do whatever.

Chuck Norris is the one flying. Not the planes. They are simply strapped to his boots.

Ooh looks like rifles will become popular soon, free amazon stuff if you have good aim.

I refuse to believe that man has a scrotum.

I've been saying this for a while now, but I find the biggest issue with US society today is that we're all brought up being taught (indirectly) that we are entitled to more than we deserve. No matter how much we're given, we'll do whatever it takes to get just a little bit more. Frankly, it's disgusting.

That's it. I've had enough internet for the day.

When using the Soul Train scrambleboard Trask gets you Stark.

Thumbs up. Would run away from.

That's not a turkey, it's a head crab.

And this is what a DDS attack looks like.