Fight like men, not underwater.

This is absurd! Next thing you know, CA will be giving free college money away to people who are here illegally!

Now if it would only stroke my hair lovingly while it broke the news to me..

"The Watchman" is a great book about Kevin Poulsen. If you enjoy Mitinick's books, you may really like this one as well.

I am sure they will agree to use spell-check if you start proof reading your posts.

Great! Now, if we could just get the right people to pay attention to faxes and reports regarding suspicious dudes learning how to fly jet liners but not land them.

How many time traveling Deloreans does that power?

The hole in the Ozone above Amsterdam must be insane.

Makes perfect sense to me....

In other news, Apple has filed suit against the producers of a crappy 1980's film....

But still leaves the toilet seat up...typical Google male!

Watch out, they have been known to sell droids with bad motivators.

Always funny to read a horrible, racist email and see the gratuitous DO YOU YAHOO? add at the end.

Lawyer up fellas..

Almost there....

I think part of the idea of this article is that these extreme cases are now becoming the norm. Sure, we can't take just one experience and call it an epidemic, but we cant dismiss the trend just because somewhere, some " hard working guy" actually got it right once.

Too bad this trailer can't make Ashton, or the show funny at all!

All water is fake. The Matrix tells your mind that it is real.

My Garmin is so out of date it still shows Alderaan. (rim shot)

Have you ever spent one minute driving a fuel truck while getting shot at? Probably not so I'll assume you have no idea what its like to have to risk your life so generals can Facebook in comfort?