@robogobo: Agreed. I find nothing exciting about anything Blackberry anymore.

Vatican scientists have announced that the devil is not the greatest threat to salvation due to the recent discovery of the Super Devil. The Super Devil is at least six inches taller than the Devil, rides a flying motorcycle, and carries a jar of marmalade which is believed to cause adultery.

Good. Who wants to pay $5 to rent a movie made in 1983 anyways.

@Jory: Looks like a cartoon when someone gets a bullet shot through their big, frizzy hair.

@kernelRiot: This post has had unforeseen consequences. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference.

I had a similar problem with Howitzers at my reception. I'm still paying off the damage to the neighboring town.

Officer! Help!! A man ran up to me, smacked his phone against mine and took off with my money!

@BigManMalone: As it was also pathetic to read that the earth was not the center of the solar system. And also the notion of a round planet rather than flat was printed just for the "wow that's cool" demo. Dont be so closed minded. Fact is no matter how much we think we know, we really dont.

To be followed shortly by the Dyson View Multiplier. A big square that you can look outside your house with.

I can't wait till my LCD equipped toilet gives me the correct length, weight and total mass of my exports.

You know i have to say that this is the first time i have not anxiously waited for a SP to be released so my OS would run properly. Win 7 gives me no major headaches, i am quite impressed so far.

@pixelpushing: I agree that the use of the term "stolen" may not apply literally. Maybe it should be used as in " I got this item so cheap it was a steal". While its true they were shown the concept by Xerox...but it wasnt Apple's concept. You could argue it was "lifted" from Xerox. Everyone borrows. Whatever…

Foxconn is hiring - says the horribly insensitive comment posting reader.

@Microshock: I cant lie, i hated it. Love part 1, hate part 2. Except for Don Cheadle, who is of course the greatest actor who ever lived. ;)

I really hope this movie is worth the wait, id hate to think it was all hype and turns out to be just a horrible flick.

Simple, and totally awesome.

@Rejexted: You'll need it to reach 1.21 jigawatts

They have these at Shell gas stations where i live. As soon as you start pumping gas a nice Asian man in a white lab coat starts bothering you on screen. Then come the inevitable commercials. This is why i don't look forward to things like augmented reality. My h.u.d. would be cluttered with corporate logos and yahoo…

o/

...and nuclear power is so dangerous.