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It’s the climax of the game, but it happens so randomly and so stupidly that you’re honestly not missing much of value if you know Vader is in it. He probably shouldn’t have been in it in the first place. 

It’s shitty but it really doesn’t spoil the entire story. Just one beat that yes loses some impact but is still pretty impactful for other spoilery reasons.

That was a legitimate great surprise to come to at the end, this is one hell of a gaff.  That said, from a marketing teams perspective, it’s also easy to see how someone think showing Darth Vader would push more copies. 

This one’s actually on Roku. The failure state for unexpected network traffic shouldn’t be to do whatever their devices are doing.

Okay? Bruh, he’s making a recommendation, with some guidelines and caveats. Chill.

Foul lingo! Thank you so much

Fuck Jim Spanfeller, Fuck Paul Maidment, fuck their friends, fuck their family, fuck em for closing the comments, fuck em for being fucking greedy cunt assholes who drove my favorite website into the ground, fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything really.

I’ve loved and come to depend on the GMG sites since the early days of Gawker, it makes me really sad to watch its quick decline and death. Its like finding out your friend has stage 4 pancreatic cancer and has 2 weeks to live.

Is anyone at Kotaku actually a part of the GMG union, or all outside freelancers? Expected to see a lot more red union avatars here this morning like Giz, but so far nothing over on this space.

Hi, fuck your executives for murdering deadspin.

Read MadCatz’s comments you coward.

Check my work guys, am I doing this right?

Sadly, it sounds like Deadspin joined the list today when most of the staff walked out. The writers who remained are still good folks, but I don’t see how it can continue as usual with heavy-handed executive interference like this.

Gotta say, these tankheads rule and absolutely would not stick to sports. Someone should set one loose on Spanfeller's car.

Hey it’s a good thing I’m still ungreyed here so I can tell Jim Spanfeller to SUCK MY FUCKING DICK

Gawker.

Dead brands, eh? Godspeed, you glorious bastards, as today the GMG rolling head count reaches two... 

Long live Deadspin.

Oh and speaking of cowards, fuck Dave Portnoy too.