Have you consider a career in Stunt Come? Jokes aside there are worse curses to have, but that does sound like it could be off-putting and annoyingly messy for both parties.

As a former member of the community college "zine" writing crowd, I say thank you. We only had two pages to fill but it was hard hitting stuff!

I went to community college.

"This movie is stupid and gross..."

Proud of u

Well there goes the only compliment I've gotten in months :(

Not bad, but it's worth referencing that Gizmodo already covered the uber-ultimate Facebook creepy-troll tactic, courtesy of legendary Ryan Roy:

I thought it was an article about dating before I read it.

"Designer babies"?

So hot, so personable, but so destructively ignorant. JM! Come on! Come to reality!

WELL THERES NOT A LOT OF TIME LEFT FOR YOU TO LOVE ME BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IF DIPHTHERIA OR SOMETHING

the middle east & south asia have been plagued by polio for many decades. if assholes like this even remotely understood how such diseases can wreck your life, they wouldn't be doing this

GOD ISIS IS JUST GOING TO FUCK THIS SHIT ALL UP NOW ALL THESE FUCKNUTS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE WELL IF ISIS DID IT IT IS BAD

UP IS DOWN BLACK IS WHITE CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD ANYMORE

Perhaps he and Jonathan Chait should run for president as members of a brand new party. Then can call it the oppressed white man party.

I was the actual worst in high school. All I did was smoke pot and blow coke and chain smoke menthol cigarettes while being insanely loud and obnoxious.

When I was 15, I spent an unseemly amount of time in my room listening to Collective Soul and Smashing Pumpkins. I'm glad no one judges me for it.

As a recovering Floridian and a Democrat, I was never going to vote for Jeb anyway, but this story doesn't necessarily speak to his "true" character, as far as I'm concerned. If people judged me now by the way I behaved when I was 15 or 16, my life would be very different.