And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

Honestly, Rihanna bossing around Leonardo DiCaprio and finding him subpar is basically every sex dream I have ever had.

YOU GUYS THE AP SAYS SNOOP DOGG WAS A SHARK

They've made it all the way to ageism and body-shaming.

Don't forget the AIDS epidemic. They made it though that and all the vitriol that came with it. I'm just thankful I was never that privileged.

Yeah I'm with you in the sense that these types of freedoms have become part of SF's identity.
These new residents want SF and its coolness, but without the gross parts because ew !
It's kinda like if they made the historically gay Castro district into yuppified blandness (which is kinda underway already)...

I don't know if I should feel worse about the fact that this had to be written or the fact that I've just read about someone involved in anything Kardashian. (I mean, the first one, but still.)

I named my baby Josie. Sorry not sorry.

I don't know brad still looks pretty good. But for older guys the man that always did it for me was Paul Newman. goddamn even at 70 he could still get it. Road to Perdition. He still looked good.

Perhaps at the point when that might even be even remotely likely, which is not now.

Considering he's always been this way, it was just charming when he was young and handsome, we can't blame this on dementia.

I would not want a chupacabra to ejaculate in my suitcase. Ew.

anyone not into those three things is lying. not just as a 13 year old, at any age. i refuse to believe that masturbation jokes will ever not be funny.

Banning demon rum is a good start, but how about the scourge of jazz music? It leads young ladies straight into temptation, and even encourages them to associate with men of other races! How does the temperance movement even stand a chance as long as our young ladies are being led astray by the dangerous, libidinous…

Yeah, the real impetus was the posters prepared by the MTA and the outrageous complaints from the men who could not imagine how they might sit otherwise. Especially the 'scientific' explanations (see 'batwing' boy and his calves above) offered up for their behavior. That's what Kristen is satirizing.

Counterpoint: Tons and tons of dudes manage to sit with their legs a reasonable distance apart on the train. Or - gasp! - even with their legs crossed!

please tell me you meant thighs both times or I will cry actual tears for your poor, poor, two-foot scrotum.

Testicular asphyxiation - the silent killer.

Women are now too lazy to crush men's balls with their own bare hands!

#NotAllTesticles