Say racialized. It treats race/colour as a product of social and political factors — as a state, rather than some immutable condition — while still recognizing its importance.

I'd rather have an overestimated storm than an underestimated one. It's much easier to blame the meteorologist than to be unprepared when shit hits the fan.

Fuck. Walked right into that one.

I feel bad for you. I've never had a missed connection...probably because I never checked, but your story is filled with pathos. I'm going to put one in there for you. It'll read something like:

Just your mom. Your dad died under mysterious circumstances a decade ago. No, that's not him propped up in the corner of the basement dressed up like the Rat King, why do you ask?

The relationship was short lived, but finding each other that way did feel incredibly surreal and romantic, like something outside of real life.

HAHAHAHA FUNNY!

The Bumble would never use a Windows phone, you slanderous bastard.

These people specifically mentioned that they are normal so you're probably safe. They're probably all real sweethearts.

Dear New York,

It's not the same, but I once dated someone I met through Craigslist's "Missed Connections". We had a moment on the subway, then the site helped us find each other weeks later.

Kara you live in LA.

I picture Patrick Bateman at the other end of every one of these. I've got my own Netflix man.

Ok but what if you invite someone over and they turn out to be A FREAK or just really terrible and then they can't leave? THIS SEEMS LIKE A HUGE RISK, GUYS.

K in principal I have no issue with non-serial killer peeps advertising to be un-lonely; way to be pro active and all that. But. Have ads like this ever worked, or has anyone ever answered an ad like this and the person really WAS normal and presumably worth fucking? And then, did it go well? I can't fathom this ever…

breast play

Large, uncut male seeks same. I'm new to NYC and just looking for someone who understands me, has an insatiable appetite for coitus, and likes to cuddle afterwards. Hit me up on Tinder :)

It's interesting how he switches the subject here from himself and from what entertainers do, to Kim:

I call bullshit on this story about Kim showing an emotion once.

"But I wanna say that my wife has dated broke black dudes. It got nothing to do with the money."