Good for Miley! Schwarzenegger is really hard to spell, plus misspelling/regularly forgetting your boyfriend's name lets him know who calls the shots in your relationship.

taylor swift is ... human

taylor swift is literally the most perfect human, mind body and soul.

It's deeper than that. Taylor Swift *is* the girl on the far left. They swapped heads with Photoshop in order to conceal the continued concealment of her lack of a navel.

I think Tay showed up in the striped one but then remembered she was "shaking things up" this year, so she made her friend switch.

Why can't we be as perfect as her? I mean, obviously her perfection is unattainable but could we at least be 10% the perfection she is?

taylor swift is literally the most perfect human, mind body and soul.

I love this comment. I know someone just like that. You described it perfectly.

he did a bit a while back about a bill to pass the legalization of hemp by a republican from Arkansas or something... Boost for economy and farmers blah blah blah ... Then made a joke about it also making sponge bob hilarious....like Bill maher you are supposed to be the big smoker. Don't you know the difference…

he forgot to mention how he thinks he's such a bad ass because he smokes weed.

That interracial taboo is so weird! Like, in the U.S. in 2014, most people will at least pretend they don't have a problem with interracial relationships, but then the world of porn - which is supposed to be all about no rules and no conventions and unadulterated hedonism - is basically the Jim Crow South. "I know I…

She tells me that once, earlier in her career, she showed up to a shoot that she'd been told would star a specific male performer and feature condoms. Instead, she was informed that the male performer had been replaced by the film's director and that condoms were no longer an option.

Wanting Emma Watson to go further with her speech does not mean you don't sincerely appreciate what she has taken on.

Or you could just be dating Shaq.

I don't give a shit about who she is fucking. But yes, she is a calculated person. And has a specific persona. And it's made her millions.

not worth it tbh

Give it a rest, Wesley. We get it - Taylor is so inauthentic and fake, unlike Katy who is an artiste who expresses her authentic self through her whipped cream-shooting nipples.

Pitchfork's reviews are THE WORST. It's just a bunch of fucking needlessly flowery nonsense. It tries way too hard, and I feel like the reviewers go out of their way to sound like pretentious a-holes.

So we can all assume adultosaur is out hunting him down to learn all his secrets?

Thanks for the 'splainer, but @delilahdarlin called and raised the parody with no assistance needed.