Retitle article “two bozos who believe in the secret make terrible decisions” please

I can absolutely imagine someone saying that what planet are you on? One of the related articles is “it’s 2015 and men are still being pussies about eating pussy”. Your example aside, I agree that the post you were responding to was slut shamey

Ever stop to think that maybe her comment wasn’t about your article? Like maybe this is an opinion she’s held for a long time about dirtbag but never felt safe enough to express it until she read your tweet beat? That's not a probability but it is a possibility and probably one that you never considered because you…

I mean the “I don’t pork models just ugly women” approach is probably bo worse than my decades long approach of loudly telling people that I will literally have sex with anyone because I don’t want to be alone

Shit. I got so excited for bone thugs that I didn't even read to see you were leaving. You're fucking great. Know that

Like I give a fuck about jindal but seeing Bizzy Bone’s picture on Jezebel is the best thing that’s happened to me all year. Simply couldn't click fast enough

God, I love bone thugs n harmony

Nevermind. Turns out other fools were hidden from my sight in the greys. I stand corrected; again.

Fools? FOOLS!?! I'm the only one who responded. That fool should be singular!

Um,

Genocidal dictator hitler was no picnic either

This is literally the set up for the red alert video games. It leads to a war between the Americans and the soviets, that all my friends are better at

That opinion about princds Grace pretty much invalidates anything else you write about this topic.

Georgia is pretty much exactly as it is portrayed in the walking dead except there’s no zombies so Rick and Shane are just racist cops.

How’s it goin, bros? I’m peeeewdiepieee and today we’re playing this video game I get to play for free everything goes my way while nothing goes your’s, sdz

I always look at Australia as a really big version of the state of Georgia with cooler wild life. My knowledge of Australia is pretty much that it was a penal colony and has kangaroos. Also “that’s not a knife, this is a knife"

#notall22yearolds

Pewdiepie makes 14 million dollars a year on YouTube because he plays video games and make cute faces.

You come from the land down under? Where beer does flow and men chunder?

My dad is almost 70, and I am 32. I asked him a little bit ago when he finally felt “like a man”, and he basically said he’s just been faking it for forty years, which just echoes your point. Our bodies mature and decay and we learn what not to do, but we never feel like adults because our conception of adults is…