oh my god. Last night I dreamed that I was on a plane next to Natalie Portman and couldn't think of anything to say. So I got up to use the bathroom which was down a long hallway in the middle of the plane where the cockpit was because my brain thinks that's how airplanes work. Anyway, I use the restroom, and am…

I had sex with an ex while she watched Magic Mike. i don't care what a woman's fantasies are, Channing Tatum is probably turning down sex constantly. He's not lowerig himself to my standards.

A lot of guys are like, "man, I'd totally fuck the shot out of [insert beautiful woman celebrity]." and i just think "even in a universe where they'd want to have sex with me, I'd come instantly and have to apologize".

I agree, but there's a tremendous difference between that and appointing yourself a spokesperson for the movement like Noecker or Schwyzer

One of the greatest moments in journalism

this interview with the guy is one of the most amazing moments in journalism:

that's an astoundingly good answer

ok, Katy Perry, I'll bite. Name the stars currently filling the mom and dad roles.

If Hollywood sent me any messages when I was younger it's that the world is full of women in need of rescuing and that muscle men are just the ones to do it. Not being a muscle man, my role is to be the cowardly comic relief. Also, if you're a dad you are dumb and fat, but don't worry, your wife is gorgeous. oh yeah,…

Everytime I click on notifications I see your "have you considered a career in stunt come?" advice. It's almost like a particularly aggressive facebook ad. Eventually im going to cave.

damn it. I couldn't wait to make that comment

Great article. I had a few thoughts as I read it. The first is that there are so many rapists out there, it makes sense that some of them would identify as feminists. I don't know how women interact with men at all given that you can't exactly tell who the monsters are. Like I'm terrified of flying, and I think…

what's weird is that when I saw this movie (and I was in the army and spent time in Afghanistan), I took all the patriotic talk at more of a distance. Like these "I'm defending my country and these people are savages" statements are actually what a cowboy from Texas would sound like in 2004. I think the longterm…

Warninf: Too much boner talk ahead

Let's send jenny mccarthy to Syria so she can warn them that they are about to inject these kids with autism as a gesture of goodwill

finally. Women and minorities have all the power in America. I read about it on the Internet

anyone else remember when O'Malleu said that The Wire made Baltimore look bad and then all of a sudden Carcetti was introduced as the white narcissist mayor that looked in the mirror when he banged his wife and never had a principle he wouldn't compromise for votes?

I was expecting a take down of another moronic article about how men are less likely to put themselves out there thanks to the unforgiving nature of Internet social justice warriors, instead we get a takedown of an even dumber idea.

one the one hand I really don't want Jeb Bish to be president so if this is the story that stops that, great. On the other hand, I was also a dickhead in high school and am a pretty decent person as adults go. I think if anything we should do more to discourage teen behavior from following you later in life (with the…

he also had a made up sympathetic white guy in the film for everyone to root for