well, fuck those guys. Metaphorically speaking of course

People are allowed to criticize jokes

that's because they've grown up in a world that didnt turn a blind eye to their epidemic or raid their night clubs, and that now is letting them marry. As oppressed and marginalized as they are, young gays are downright middle America next to even 15 years ago.

It's the word choice I object too. I don't want to see their dicks either. It's like in your hypothetical scenario the brain damaged black vet can be required to keep his pants on without being treated like some frat boy exhibitionist

you hear that old white gay men who probably survived the stonewall riot and aids and are now defending a dying subculture against heterosexual gentrification? Your complaints have been written off as white privlege on an Internet blog. I think that means you've made it.

Bullets bounce around:

I mean you saw the biggie (also shot in the Dick) ballistics report, right? Bullets don't stop in an arm like its the 1950s. They bounce around so that a bullet anywhere in your torso can end your life, or circumcise you apparently.

my best friend, also a huge blink 182 fan, married a girl named Josie. She went to see our band play, and we obviously played "Josie" for her. She'd never heard t before and, it was tremendously disappointing for everyone

he's a classic example of damaged rich kid syndrome. It happens to white people of both genders growing up in our nation's affluent neighborhoods. Generally it is the result of narcissisc parents and their unrealistic expectations. "Be a Doctor, get into an Ivy League school, sell 10 million pop albums, or else we…

it wasn't the thought of anyone just the thought of immense pain

I got unexpectedly turned on scrolling past your comment. My masochism is getting stronger

I am, but only in terms of biology and identity.

Do you want to go out on a date?

Host: SDZ, we've discovered the cause of your intimacy problems: you finish too soon. It comes across as selfish.

American Baby in Paris

I keep reading this as "all baby robots we'd like to see" and realizing how terrified I am of the future

I've been saying she's a sheep in wolves clothing for years. Notice the gyno-centric spelling of Megyn.

yeah, I almost died a bunch of times.

adultosaur, you are the only person I know that loves t. swift as much as I do. What I'm trying to say is, I wish we were friends in high school

I'm not sure how "no, thanks" is considered feedback, unless the guy also has the option of looking differently. Our whole civilization is built on lies: that life has meaning, that our parents know what's best, that good things happen if you try,etc. what harm is one more?