you can have sex with ice in your mouth, mark. It's ok

as a straight man in going to throw my two cents in here even though nobody asked (I'm also white). I think the naysayers would find Nick a lot hotter if he didn't reek of desperation. If you saw him across a bar you'd be all who is that, and then he'd talk to you and you'd do that thing where your friend interrupts…

I was being sarcastic but only because I thought that was exactly the point you were making

Oh thank god. The soviets may have been responsible for the holdolomor, but at least they identify themselves as the left

I've never poached someone, and I've never dated another person inside of several months after a break up. It's not like I chose to be this way, it just seems to be the way my brain is wired. I'm a man and particularly when I was younger other guys sometimes made me feel like less of a man for behaving this way.

I love Bonnie Raitt. Listened to her cover of John Prine's "Angel from Montgomery" maybe five times in the last two days no even realizing her bday was upon us. Just an absolute angel:

that's because gibson helped him get sober

yeah but they were very careful to make Robert Downey jr.'s character the butt of that joke and to include a black character to call him out on it. Was they pull it off? Not exactly, but it was clearly more Chappelle show send up of racism than the straight up racism of say Mind of Mencia

uh, I just looked at my apple smileys for the first time ever and in addition to your vaguely asian guy and the guy in the turban, there's also a guy in a mustache that is either an awful white hipster or a 50 year old Latino guy. Please fact check your articles

curiosity killed the cat

Is that sarcasm? Kidding. I'm sorry he asked you that. I think, speaking as a guy, that a lot of guys simply love don't realize how pervasive street harassment is and the amount of danger women feel, so you get these dumb ideas. I've totally thought them in my time. "If a woman I found attractive randomly complimented…

Totally sarcastic. Do you think that I think it makes a difference if a "potentially dangerous stranger" is physically attractive?

Ok...I see what what you're saying...but now imagine that this potentially dangerous stranger that has interrupted your day to talk about your physical features is hot. Changes things, doesn't it

yay! A swift article that doesn't say anything mean

meanwhile my offer to show my boner to any lady that asks still stands, but no one seems to care

Yeah the priest that taught our bible class just flat out said that the seven day story is clearly the work of oral tradition with all the repetition. I mean he was a Jesuit, but still

oh no.

I think the only people around here still peeved at taylor swift are members of the Jezebel staff

there was a girl in my class that claimed she was related to wish bine from bone thugs n harmony of all people. I don't think she was, but why in god's name would anyone make that up?

I grew up catholic and in dc and went to catholic high school and took ap bio from a Jesuit priest, so growing up I never knew a catholic creationist. However, when I went to school in the south (still a catholic at this time) the other catholics were about 50/50. It probably has more to do with what the rest of your…