it's totally insane. Like on a purely secular level, I can't imagine caring about someone else's orgasm that much. On a religious level, god condemns everything from shellfish, to masturbating, to interest loans, etc. when Jesus was all "he without son cast the first stone" he was practically clowning his old man for…

Not true. I never assume monogamy in those arrangements

awful. Poor kid

goddamn it, you said in two sentences what it took me a rambling paragraph to explain. Well done

here's the thing, I kind of get the idea of the "side of the angels" comment in the extreme abstract. Like every cause oriented blog ever occasionally lets it's enthusiasm overtake the facts on a case. It's part of web culture as a whole and is probably necessary in forming a cohesive worldview anyway. However, when…

"I will make you feel better! Until the stroke of midnight."

He's remaking the original peanuts special?

I didn't see the jenga when I posted that

Really, Howie? You shit your pants?

Why are they laughing so hard? Did he surprise them? I feel like if a naked guy was taking my picture I'd just kind of state uncomfortably ahead.

I have horrible news. Those were your husband's searches

will parents ever understand? Let our children masturbate already

1. Don't care so much about what other people think of you

I use a phone alarm and if I don't change it, my brain incorporates it into my final dream which in turn always becomes about me having a text message exchange, usually with some girl I've got secret feelings for. When I wake up the first thing I do is check texts to reassure myself. I haven't had so much as a drink…

yeah but then they get old

there's really not any point in doing that. What ever you've earned, learned, or experienced all vanishes into the void. Eventually heat death happens and any anything accomplished anywhere in the universe ceases to matter too. It kind of sucks

like this sketch failed on many levels but there literally was commentary here. The speech the boring guy was giving was on diversity and giving it while they use a beautiful woman of color as a literal prop is obviously like "we can laughs at ourselves and our terrible track record". Like I'd be fine with that joke…

I agree 100%

The concept of "negging" works to a point. If a guy is funny and repartee is there she can take little jokey digs at him and he can take little jokey digs at her. It's usually called flirting by well adjusted people.

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