Probably spelled “Shelvz”.

It’s a companion app to “Windows,” just a little bit lower.

Fuck all these people

To clarify for the young people on this site, Babbage’s was a “store” located in a “shopping mall” where you could buy video games that were placed on “shelves.”

but to gleefully march to war is the only way to measure one’s penis.

nukes are tech and you’re not my supervisor!

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

You can actually freeze frame the shot of Glasses Morty’s locker. All the other Morty’s have pics of Jessica, but he has a picture of Summer

Am I the only one that screams “Get over here!” when using the grappling hook attack?

Somehow, Jada Pinkett-Smith’s statement is actually more insufferable. She’s trying on religions to seem worldly and open/accepting.

I said “carhole” in front of my realtor (it became a household word after reading McMansion Hell) and she literally did not know what I meant. “We really don’t need 3 car holes.” “I’m... sorry?”

I’ma give you a star for “carhole”

Correction: “twot” (American) means ladyparts. “twaat” (British) means stupid person. The meaning changes with the pronunciation. A twaat can have a twot. snerk.

Wait, is this real? And not totally made up satire? This is actually how this guy communicates with people? If so, is he then the love child of ‘the average 14 year old XBOX online player’ and ‘every right wing meme ever’???

I’m not at all sure what you mean by that...?

God, I can’t watch that because I love both of those actors and don’t want to kill my attraction to Spader’s textile fetish as Allan Shore .

I feel like you missed the reference.

> Even though I haven’t read much of him, this episode is taking a Faulkner-ian view of how grief

This comment was a rollercoaster that ended with me high-fiving you.

I was picked on a lot as a kid and it was often directed at my somewhat defiant love of GameCube. It really sucked and probably contributed to triggering the depression I came to struggle with for the years following (and now manage). And I gotta say, all the sorrow that came in response for my love of GameCube was…