I wouldn't go as far as the truck guy, but people who use the left lane to idle along PISS ME OFF. The left lane is for passing. If you're going the speed of traffic, get the F over.

Dear young people,

If an innocuous photo of two people kissing makes you think about gerbiling, you might be the disgusting one.

Please enlighten all of us who lack reading comprehension, then. What are we missing? Are you saying that consenting adults being arrested for private sex is okay, because sometimes they have sex in public? Or that this is all in the name of cleaning up the park?

You're a man who's always been really eager to blame women every chance you get.