apparently Bikers Against Child Abuse is now protecting the family, which means if this shitstain ever goes near the family, he’s probably dead

the worst part is this son of a bitch he pardoned for raping TWO children doesn’t even have to register as a sex offender

“I think it’s trying to kill itself” flattened me

no, which is bullshit

The thief was just trying to start a charity program: “Lobsters For Mobsters”

or my other idea, revealing that the John Wick universe is also the “American Gods” universe

I’m kinda hoping that they do something ridiculous in the 4th one like revealing that the assassin world is literally a “ghost world” parallel universe where everyone is actually a ghost

This thing is earmarked to come out on my birthday in two years, assuming I haven't been killed and devoured by a giant predatory bird by then. Goddamnit, this is not the future birthday present I wanted!

fun fact: many zoos have Cassowaries on their “shoot to kill” list. As in, if it gets loose, the keepers are not supposed to try capturing it. They’re supposed to kill it.

Can we send Don Jr. hunting with Dick Cheney? Please? Send ‘em after some wild hogs. I’ll bet on the pigs

I would totally watch a movie where Nicolas Cage has an imaginary bear friend

Disney+ w/ ESPN+ & Hulu is three dollars cheaper a month than HBO Max, lol

so I just got banned from Twitter for six days for telling Jim Spanfeller that I hope his dick gets bitten off by a raccoon and for telling Jim to go fuck himself. So worth it though

Then why the fuck did they trade for him? They basically wasted a trade

Honest question: does Adam Gase last the season? This team seems like it's in full on nuclear reactor meltdown mode, and it's not even halfway through the season

actually Playstation Now is $10 a month now. Recent change

I mean, I don’t want to say it, but it needs to be said. Considering how overprotective and isolating/sheltered that this kid’s childhood was, is there any reason to think that he was sexaully abused by his adoptive father?

The world will be much better off once we round up all the religious nuts and send them off the planet. Preferably with bullets. Fuck your God, you all need to be killed.

I fucking hate this style of beard. Either grow a full fucking beard or shave it off. Stop with the pencil thin dick mustache-to-beard linkage

if Darnold starts singing “Two Headed Dog’ on the sideline, then you know it’s time to commit him to the asylum