Fuck outta here you slimy roach. You're really going with "lefties identify with an autistic child, therefore they're retarded"? Fuck you. I have Autism Spectrum Disorder. Fuck you and your shitty opinions. Back to your bridge troll

In some states it is actually legal to own a tank, but you can’t drive it. So in essence, you’d have a giant lawn ornament

It’ll sure be fun though when we as a collective society get pissed enough to revolt, and string all these fuckers up by their thumbs

he thinks New Mexico is part of Mexico, so if he wins New Mexico he’ll magically “own” all of Mexico

The only Mexican food this fucker has ever eaten is Taco Bell. Which is one step above dogshit

wouldn’t it be ironic if his wife left him and took the kids specifically because he’s a workaholic psychopath on bath salts

haha yep

word

I feel your pain. Iowa is a great state absolutely filled with idiots in charge

Make him do scenes exclusively with black guys. And Milo has to be the bottom

Bettel looks like he’s fighting the urge to break into uncontrollable laughter

I submitted Steve King and answered the following questions thusly:

MY LIST BEGINS AND ENDS WITH STEVE KING.

And the best part is, College Gameday showed up in Ames for this!

“Miami? Fuck man. I’m returning to school...forever”

Seriously who is she? WHO? Why is she still here?

The sad thing is, I don't think Joe Biden really wants to be President. I think he's only running because he feels an obligation to help stop Trump, and because I think his family pressured him into it to help cover up the fact that Joe's son Hunter (why are they always named Hunter) is a grade-A royal dipshit. I…

TRUST ME, HE’S WHITE. MY SOURCE: GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH

Feed them to the polar bears. Those poor bastards are starving, I’m sure the whole roster of Fox News people would feed at least a few polars bears

what would kosh do? Stab you in the fucking throat you ghoul