I don’t know if you’re trolling or not, but Trump loves the Coca White and Adderall. So he’s a hypocrite

“JUST SO YOU’RE UP TO SPEED, THIS IS GARDNER MINSHEW”

SO IN ESSENCE HE’S BLACK TRUMP?

“BUTT PLUGS INTO IT DAILY”

IF HE WANTS HIS COME BACK, HE HAS TO WIPE IT OFF HER BACK

Trump’s gonna appoint Jr. Calling it now

FUCK RELIGION. IT’S A FUCKING CANCER. THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF WE ROUNDED UP ALL THE SKY FAIRY BELIEVERS AND EXTERMINATED THEM LIKE THE FUCKING VERMIN THEY ARE.

the bigger news is that Tomi found someone who will marry her. Sad news for me, as I was planning to con my way into an instantly regrettable hatefucking of dear little Tomi

THE BEST PART ABOUT ALL THIS IS THAT LIBERTY’S FOOTBALL COACH (YES, THESE CHUCKLEFUCKS HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM) WAS FIRED FROM HIS PREVIOUS JOB AT OLE MISS FOR AMONG OTHER THINGS, REPEATEDLY USING ESCORT SERVICES AND COMMITTING NUMEROUS ACADEMIC/FINANCIAL VIOLATIONS

“BUT I LOVE THE BLACKS! AND THEY LOVE ME!- PRESIDENT SHITFUCK

There might a record of 911 calls that night about stopping the murder occuring on national television

Behold, the human mind unleashed by the wonders of pharmaceutical heroin!

i prefer to sign off on my threats of violence with the following: “Come see me. For a cup of tea, brewed from your blood”

Counterpoint: you have the right to your belief that there is an all-knowing, ever present sky fairy. Just as I have the right to express my belief that your beliefs are fucking stupid and that you’re a loon

Go fuck yourself buddy. Fuck your God as well

so it’s fairly obvious at this point that you are here to fulfill the journalistic role of “bubbly airhead” on the Splinter staff? All your articles are the same Valley Girl level of moronic insight and opinion.

Gruden is trying to get fired. I’m convinced of this

IRONICALLY, JUGGALOS FOR THE MOST PART SEEM TO HATE TRUMP SUPPORTERS

Of course the run game sucks, our fucking idiot of a GM traded away our best RB for nothing!

if this happens, it’ll only be because Trump is trying to fuck Bristol/will have already fucked Bristol as part of Sarah’s deal with Satan