Hey just a heads-up, you have an inpersonator troll running around these parts. I believe he goes by dudebra201

I'm worried that Derek Carr might actually end up committing suicide on the field during a live broadcast

If Richie shows up on game day with Joker facepaint after seeing the movie the previous night, they should just ship him off to a farm upstate. Meaning the Niners

Trevor Lawrence is just destined to be a Raider isn't he? Nothing has ever felt more right in my mind, it's pre-ordained destiny.

he actually said that the Fox News poll should be at 100%, meaning that 100% of the country should automatically support him. Jesus fucking Christ this man is mentally unwell

There's a very simple reason Pelosi won't impeach: she's afraid of losing her seat. She only gives a fuck about herself

Nah, he's going full Klan Robes while on a horse, singing a very racist remix of "Old Town Road"

words I never expected to be used in the same sentence: “Ted Cruz”, “plan”, “genius”

my hope is that Trump tries to adopt the Bosa kids. God that would be funny

given a choice between getting folded in half by a linebacker or getting my dick sucked by a porn star while getting paid a couple mill, I’d injure my goddamn self on purpose

don’t tell Trump that, he might ask Jed for help solving that “detention center” problem

such a missed opportunity to call in a nuclear strike

this picture just screams Putin having just told Trump in no uncertain terms who is whose “bitch”

needs to be measured with a running clock in hours, minutes and seconds

nah, if we livestreamed this shit on the internet Condemned style and charged a fee to access the stream, we’d make enough to fund M4A for years.

the official motto of the Republican Party: “Fuck you! Now die!”

the official motto of the Republican Party: “Fuck you! Now die!”

Unfortunately the orange fucktard doesn't drink. I still say the wrong Trump brother drank himself to death

Like a vacuum seal on a hot dog

This is a goddamn tweet for everything