Reading Robert Foster's subsequent tweets, where he talked about how much he loves his truck, I have come to a conclusion: his favorite sex position is obviously the Dodge Ram, where he vigorously fucks his truck in the tailpipe while screaming about America

I have never wished for a computer hack so badly

Probably while insisting "it's vonly gay if you're receiving" the entire time

If I was a woman, I absolutely would not want to be alone in a truck with this guy. Actually scratch that, I don't want to be alone with him now

Well most good tailors are either gay, or women. So they won't dress these paint-eating idiots

The funny part you forgot to mention: M. Shadows from the band Avenged Sevenfold is now a playable COD character

Someone should have gotten Trump on the bottle. He would've drank himself to death long before 2015

Let's test that fucking theory though. I'm sure the military has a couple jet packs lying around

And in this case, "acting like a horse's ass" isn't an insult

At some point I almost feel sorry for Trump. Key word is almost. Then I realize that he's never even attempted to do a good thing, and I go back to wishing for a swift death for him

I’ve never see CTE set in in real time before

I have only one thing to say to this guy:

I'd put even money that Pence fucks Mother missionary style while watching Handmaid's Tale. I would say masturbates, but I'm Mike thinks touching your own cock is a sin

This shit is why my future children will be taking IQ tests before they're allowed to use social media

We should be doing WHILE they're in government. If the nation collectively rose up and stormed Washington DC, they couldn't kill all of us

Fuck off back to your basement, troll

Too bad Danzig has turned into a gigantic shithead. Who apparently makes terrible horror "movies"!

Fuck no, I'm not going to waste delicious pastrami on that bastard. I'd rather throw bologna sandwiches at him

The part you forgot to mention is that Manson is recording an entire album with Shooter Jennings. Jennings is producing, playing guitar and writing stuff for it

Instant citizenship to the refugee/refugees who attack Pence and beat him to death with their shoes. What say we all?