You sound like a rational and not at all angry person who I definitely trust to own multiple firearms. Fuck that, go play with your dick extensions somewhere else.

Come on, SawShaft Rebellion or Shaftsaw was right there

Boomers and old folks are, by and large irreversibly fucking stupid, and a sledgehammer needs to be taken to their vision of America

Someone at the car dealership I work at turned on OAN on Friday, and my goddamn brain nearly set itself on fire trying to process the sheer bugfuck lunacy they were spouting

We could always kill the motherfuckers. I'm serious. There's way more of us than them. What's stopping us from storming Congress and taking the bitch over?

They had to amputate his arm to keep Norton from getting any viruses

Nah dawg, more fascist bootlickers is the last thing we need. They need to be hung from trees

There's a simple solution to this Kelly Anne. Go spend a night in one of these facilities and report back your experience. Oh wait, what's that? You won't, you fucking voodoo witch?

I don't mind Renee Young on commentary. It could always be worse. They could bring Lawler back and have him spend half the show talking about "puppies"

The country of Georgia did. So many of their police officers were corrupt that the President fired all the cops and had the military take over temporarily as security while they hired and trained new cops

14 Russian sailors died from poisonous fumes caused by a submarine fire. That's what Putin is dealing with. Dunno why Pence is in DC though

Wait, the Diplomatic Security Service actually exists? I thought they made it up to get The Rock into the F&F franchise

The letter isn't real. Trump made it up

Wonder if Terry Crews would be up for pulling one on Republicans. Have him run as Camacho and then immediately after he wins, go “oops! I’m actually super-good guy Terry Crews, and you’re all watching Punked!”

hell he won’t stop till he’s dead, he’d pay off the staff at whatever jail he ends up in (probably like the time Al Capone put himself in jail cause he paid off the staff to treat him like a king the whole time)

Pence: “ooh we’re having a parade!!! With fireworks and all sorts of colorful outfits oh my!!!!

Watched Idiocracy recently for the first time in a while. At this point, I'd rather have President Mountain Dew than President Cheeto

She seems nutty in an oddly attractive way. Like in a "she's into some freaky shit" way

If only Arizona Bay was a real thing, cause I'd inflict it upon Washington

What they're really afraid of is Blacks or Hispanics becoming the majority and deciding they'd like to treat us like we've been treating them for 200 years. Which is to say, terribly