For some reason I picture Putin putting Trump on a leash like Vince McMahon did to Trish Stratus and making Donald bark like a dog

Where do you live? I'm looking for a new adopted family

How fucking funny would that be if his son became a huge pro sports star, just to see the interview where he inevitably gets asked about his parents and tells his dad to fuck off in front of the whole world

You're full of shit, go jump-off a cliff

Drop him and Bolton off together in the middle of the desert and Livestream that shit on the internet

Barstool needs to set ablaze

Well raccoons are also called "trash pandas" so it fits

Lol spitting on someone is hardly violent. And really it's more gentle than what he actually deserves. Also, go fuck yourself

That's the Kushman

The fuck you say?

Other option: Timothy Olyphant. I would fucking love Timothy Olyphant as Randall Flagg

Pence and Miller. Or as I call their tag team: “White Christian Nazi Parade”

Bolton would get bitten by a cobra and die in the first ten minutes. I would then adopt that snake and keep it as a pet, even though I'm terrified of snakes (especially cobras)

Alright then Brian, if you want war with Iran so fucking bad, time for to suit up and fight for your country then buddy ol’ pal?

The centrists aren’t going to fucking vote for whoever the Democrats nominate. Because there is no fucking such thing as a true centrist anymore. There’s left-wing and right-wing. Those mythical “centrists” that Pelosi is so afraid of losing are really just Republicans who have the ability to feel shame, so in public…

Fuck off warmonger. Wanna lead the front lines you Republican cocksucking faggot?

I'm sure they could talk Kobe out of retirement for a couple mil. Mainly I just want to see who hires a hitman to kill the other one first between him and LeBron

She's and Taylor Kitsch are the only two reasons to watch True Detective Season 2. Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn's characters are both fucking insufferable. I'm so glad they both died

It’s insane to me that this movie has had little to no promotion, considering that Chucky this time around is LUKE FUCKING SKYWALKER

Her base are the women who thinking shoving rocks up your vagina is a magical healing method