nah, here's the comparo:

Hey look, it's the Ford 4-Traverse-Runner! And no I would not buy one. Also don't you dare call it the Bronco, just build this instead:

Put a snorkel on the intake, bolt a shovel to the roof rack and add a light bar that could light up the night and the Everest would be the perfect vehicle for me to go to Starbucks with.