Please stop recommending this joke. It was terrible and I'm sorry.

What do you get when you smush a Subaru and a Mitsubishi?

"Hello, State Farm? First of all, I was not ON the track ... "

I believe you were looking for this one:

Exactly what I was thinking, with a kid in the car no less.

In Russia, road crashes into you.

By all means, just drive off. Don't inconvenience yourself by getting out to check if the other driver/passengers are ok.

It's the newest red light enforcement technology

In good Russian driver fashion, Dashcam driver: "Mild inconvenience. I guess I'll just go around, then."

Needs JATO.

Because you can only be game critic if you agree with every other game critic?

"I'd hit that!"

OH MY GOD WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS I HAVE A SPLITTER AT THE OFFICE I AM DOING THIS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING I'M SUCH A FAILURE

A Modest Proposal: Use an HDMI splitter to output the XboxOne to two locations: one is your TV and the other is... the Xbox One's HDMI-in port. Infinite Xboxes.

I don't HAVE to have one at launch but I WANT to. There's that too.

Is there an unwritten rule somewhere that the combat still has to be incredibly clunky? Does it add to the terror when you go in for a melee kill?

Tobias, I work in IT and specifically networking; working with routers and networking devices daily, and unfortunately the article does show quite an obvious lack of knowledge of how it all works. On a basic level, just mentioning how he loses signal when moving further from the TV shows this... as someone with a…

Or did the trucks start out far apart and the video's been reversed?