Fresh off the presses: Women can indeed drive a car in a straight line.

It seems, from the comments, that this news is more important to people that this isn't important to.
The reaction I'm reading are:
Sony fans: Awwww yeah, we win!!!
PC master race: CoD/Console players don't even know what 720p and 1080p is.
Xbox fans: Oh well.

I am so sad this happened, but this girl is awesome for making a scene and standing up for herself. I'm twice her age, and I'm not positive I could assert myself like that in such a creepy situation.

...in the game, of course, right?

check it out guys, now you can ignore Chop on an entirely different platform.

Now I actually read the interview and it's even worse. Like the reporter makes a sideways reference to it, Thicke deflects, then the reporter's right back with the "that's your answer?"

So...the reporter asked him his penis size? What the hell kind of interview is this?

Not true.

ok, the cabbie says he has known her for a long time and that he knows her family. Why no arrest yet, he knows who it was? WTF is going on?

As a fellow non-Mormon 'Utard', your comment may not be as helpful as you think it is... Let 'em blame it on the Kool-Aid!

Not all of us Utards are mormon.

I believe the 360 did this as well. It just used a light around the Xbox logo corresponding to the controllers used by the earners of the achievement.

He competed for the 2006 U.S. Paralympic team in slalom and giant slalom, and has also made the roster for the U.S. amputee soccer team.

And the guy is a natural on the Foosball table.

Congrats on making a Rolls Royce look like a Chrysler 300.

I don't understand most of these words. Slab? Why is his trunk popped? Why is that good?

Which reminds me of this!

She wasn't the only girl to be hit by a man in a Jets jersey today

The mating ritual of the New Jersey male continues to mystify anthropologists.