LOL. I owned an A40 and "Hereford" might have been apt to describe the handling. The car leaned, lurched and bounced like nothing I've ever experienced before or after.

Mere proof that the funnest place on earth is a junkyard ... and no adults.

I love the idea. I hope they'll recreate the turn of the century interior design with all the woodwork, glass ceilings, and exotic plants.

"misbehavior is very strongly correlated with and responsible for creative thought."

"If the bike washed up in Quebec"

Sigh, always some twit designer trying to make a name by going against basic physics. Yeah, it's been tried before by Jen-Aire (and many others) and it doesn't work because ... duh ... heat (steam & smoke too) rises!

I see the tester needs a template. Why? Is it so important to approximate the anal drop zone? Would the tester miss the bowl otherwise? Have they not noticed some humans seem to aim theirs down the side of the bowl? And the ends of the fake poop are blunt, while everyone knows shit is tapered so your ass…

The Canon doesn't belong in this list.

Typical right handed elitist journalism! Human history clearly shows it's the 90% of right handers that can't get along.

You forgot :

Last name: Bates

Yeah. That's what gets exaggerated. I worked in a copier company and saw the innovations as they arrived. Xerox was a copier company in competition with Canon, Brother, and Savin and never saw beyond trying to make paper copying easier. I don't blame them though; they never saw the forest for the trees because…

I guess Montezemolo neglected to notice Steve Jobs drove and openly admired his Mercedes SL55 AMG for its attention to perfection in all areas.

Urine Trouble!

Now now, just calm down there Jared! We've all been reduced to using soup cans and a couple old u-bolts at times in our lives. (BTW, a soup can lasts longer than you might think and adds a nice resonator-like rumble.)

I've always though it odd ... they test using a crash vehicle unlike like anything on the road. Good to know I'll be safe if hit by a flatbed truck with 1000 lbs of iron wall mounted on the front bumper.

This just means electronics makers will soon be releasing a 128 speaker home surround system for ... the true audiophile ... and wives will be screaming "No f-ing way!"

Choking lawsuit in 10 ... 9 ... 8 ...

This list is far too complicated.

Y'know, I own a PT Cruiser and while I like/love the versatility of the car, I am frequently embarrassed by all the grey haired dorks dressing them up as hot rods with stick-on crap. There's simply nothing hot-rod worthy about a 2.4L, Front driven, high roof, 4 door ... truck (yes, it is a legally a truck).