I will actually try that. I’ve already lost mine.

I will actually try that. I’ve already lost mine.

“I couldn’t make little Rondo spit for like 2 weeks!”

Your dental insurance must be amazing. My dentist has a 911, but my plan doesn’t include ride alongs.

New England should have seen it coming when Derek Anderson called out “Readyyyy.... down.... HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT”

You left out the best part! When Manny Machado hit that home run tonight with two outs in the bottom of the ninth off Chris Sale, that was amazing.

“I know exactly what you’re doing!” he said

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

1. Fuck that comment about Jezebel. This is your warning.

Eck is freaking great in the booth. He’s got a whole stockpile of corny-yet-awesome terms he’s always using - dead central, I gotta have it, going bridge, nice moss, doing X just to stay in shape. He’s credited with inventing the term “walk-off”.

This is all so fucking dumb.

In many ways, he is the spiritual successor to Tim Duncan, “boring” by many standards, but pretty essential to his team.

BooooG.....Urns!

They’re not saying “Booooog!,” they’re saying “Booooogs!”

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

♪♫ Seven blo-own saves,

He actually went to Ole Miss, but I see how you can get confused - both schools give out imaginary educations and have animosity between color-based groups

"That's over the line."

I wish I could say this is unusual, but that's hardly the case. In fact, it happens pretty regularly - even within organized fan groups for the same team.
Check out the fight that broke out after Cruzeiro's championship celebration last weekend (0:50):

Shut up, Jameis.