Somewhere Jim Balsillie is tearfully clutching a Hamilton Predators shirt in one hand and an old Blackberry Curve in the other.

built around their Swedish firepower

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

I’m still writing 2016 MLB All-Star Game on my checks!!!

He’s never been IN the black either.

But the EMALS!

This guy’s so intense. Bet he has crazy eyes.

*reads take*

James Harden flailing wildly in vain, hoping for a foul call after Manu’s block, is an underrated part of that clip.

He wasn’t puking, Billy.

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...

Why the hate, Pudsy?

You’re going to get a lot of well-deserved shit for this comment. But I’m going to stay positive and just congratulate you for restraining yourself by not using a racial slur!

Correction, it was a lower body injury.

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

Just goes to show you why Mario will never win the Stanley Cup.

Yes, but what did he do during the warm-up?

Guy’s a total piece of crepe.