I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

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keep going, I’m almost there

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

Dear Jorge,

Biggest takeaway is that you used “Beeves” as the plural of “Beef.” Completely caught me off guard

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

there is a big offer from China

Perhaps the greatest sequence of comments of 2017?

I thought the whole point of Brexit is that you could say this stuff now

The Diamondbacks and the county have been arguing for almost a year over who is on the hook for the $187 million that the building needs for repairs

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Actually they were applauding because they showed an anti-STEM commercial on the jumbotron.

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

Steve Kerr is pure class. Always has been.

Looks like another victim of a ...

This might be enough to cause the Chargers to bolt.