Thank you for being so Frank about the situation.

But a fake punt on a 4th and 19 from your own end zone is the LAST thing the enemy would expect!!!

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

He’s in the penalty box for ruffing

Pictured: Calm dog, because puck is not ball.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

The number of footprints could be deceiving of how many people were actually there if they were walking in single file to hide their numbers.

Guys, I don’t want to rock the boat here, but I’m starting to think local governments and team owners don’t care very much about taxpayers.

The law school is right.

More like GINSBURN, amirite?!?!?

They can’t bring in Kaepernick, if he ever takes a knee to close out a game he will be disrespecting the military.

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

He got all huffy.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

i remain unconvinced that this is not a portlandia sketch

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base