“Yo Dez, howz it hanging?”

“So what am I supposed to do if I’m supermanning some ho, and this other bitch wants me to eat her out while sticking a bottle of Crystal into some other hoochie’s coo-coo?”

Agreed completely. He’s the willing public face of a terrifying organization, but god damn I love his movies. I dislike Tom Cruise the person, but I just can’t bring myself to hate Tom Cruise the actor.

This is where I’m supposed to mock Tom Cruise. I won’t do it. The man delivers in every performance.

The lyrics to the opening theme song had shifted to different verses, with this episode. I am left wondering if that’s significant.

I am of the opinion that when you crack 80, all bets are off. Same reason I’m taking a pile of heroin to a small island and waving from afar til I kick it. Because fuck it all, that’s why. Come get me if it’s worth your time.

Where's the McGregor clip?

In the time it took to type this she notched a hat trick and the U.S. got two goals.

Good God, Lloyd is on God mode right now. Just scored from the halfway line

Well, was it Safe Mode, Safe Mode with Networking, or Safe Mode with Command Prompt?

Coincidentally, that is also the point of me and my boyfriend “being on the real estate market” and attending open houses

Hunting cats GIF party?

Rick Springfield was amazing

Assuming the kid will ever learn to read is kind of putting the cart before the horse.