HOLY FUCK, THAT WAS AMAZING!~

Nah, they need at least 4 more coaches and a bunch of shitty free agent signings.

How does One Direction have a fan base?

This wasn't by chance in Chicago the other day?

Coin toss.

UMd's Scott Zolak for the score. That's funny.

Matthew McConaughey, is that you?

Yosted, again.

Shit considering they only work 4 hours a day, 4 days a week, I don't doubt it, heh.

Nice info. Thanks.

So, the message was: don't hit the front brakes on a slippery surface, kids.

Hey guys, she can really suck, amirite?

Guess that's why you're so Kool? Eh, dude. Gotta be 4:20 somewhere. Spark it up, Johnny.

Why would you pour them into a clear cup?!?

Ok, now I have read it all, and it sucks more than I could have ever imagined. You need better emails. So much more to say, BUT why bother? You mailed this one in, Drew.

On another note. Does anyone drink Icehouse Edge? Not terrible, as it's 8% alcohol and you can get 64oz. of that shit for $4.23 after tax. Damn, it's not a bad deal in a pinch and you want to catch a buzz. Just saying...

Got halfway through this and so far, worst Funbag ever.

I prefer Amstel to Heineken. Just trying to do my part to support the Dutch, or whatever multinational conglomerate owns all mainstream beers at this point.

Yeah, this shit happened to me too. Fortunately, I was just waiting for the Redskins shitshow, I mean game.

Funniest thing is he only said he'd pick up the first round. Hahaha, Rocker, you've done it again!~