Whiny indie devs: “Valve owes us _____!”

Good job Warner Brothers. Now you’re back to just having GOME MOBA.

You’re not done yet.

Paradox or gtfo!

Well these aren’t console games to start with, but anyway that’s not what I was exactly getting at. (It’s suppsoed to be about the state of the “Average” gamer)

The most interesting thing I take away from-

Yea, I was all like “HOLY SHIT! Someone made a spiritual sequal to Battlestations Midway/Pacific! Sweet!”

No.

“Steam Achievement Manager” is a whole lot simpler.

to be pefectly honest, it has the look of “bundle trash”, and I don’t know who would want to pay $12 for that instead of $1. AAA games are all on sale 6 to 8 times a year for about $5. Within abot 12-18 months, this game will have been in a half dozen bundles I don’t doubt, giving it an average value of 25 cents.

Is that literally a black woman?

copy/paste cracked exe in to game directory isn’t a lot of work.

It would have been “pirated a million times” whether or not they had intentionally added DRM to the game like other devs, and that’s the whole point.

“Fire beats Earth”

Welcome to Millennials.

18 is the age of consent.

“over the summer”

In the 50’s, literally many people thought television was a fad too.

It’s on the weekend and he’s supposed to be an adult now. He never should have mentioned it to his parents in the first place.

So much impled Helicopter-Parenting and Beta-Malery (from somone who should be approx 22 years old) in this story. You don’t even live with your parents during the school year, there wasn’t even any need to mention it to them. If you want to at least pretend to be an adult, don’t ask your parents permission for any…